Hardwood Dildo

Most of us have heard of Hans and his hardwood dildos, yes? Well, if you haven’t that’s okay. Hans was kind enough to send me a hardwood dildo that looks a lot like the Pure Wand. Hans makes all of his dildos by hand, which means you are not only getting a unique dildo, but one that is crafted with care, which is always a plus. I’m sure you’re thinking, wood dildo plus an orifice is crazytalk! Not quite, because Hans finishes all the dildos with at least five coats of food safe varnish. Hans also doesn’t buy the wood, he uses pieces left over from bigger projects, wood that was donated to him, items from lumberyards, etc., to cut down on the cost for us, and to minimize burning up natural resources. That, in itself, is an amazing reason to buy a hardwood dildo.

Not only are the hardwood dildos reasonably priced, you’ve got a great selection of wood to choose from. Hans offers woods from Apple to Ziracote. Hand held dildos, harness compatible dildos, anal plugs, ones that look like boomerangs, and crazy designs with bumps and balls and stripes. Hans doesn’t use any dyes or stains, the color difference on each dildo is from the wood itself. In addition to constantly adding new woods, designs and dildos, your dildo comes with a velvet-y pouch with a ribbon on top. Not to mention the dildos are very lightweight!

When it comes to cleaning your hardwood dildo, just wipe it clean with a damp cloth and occasionally wash it with anti-bacterial soap. Do not boil your hardwood dildo or put it in the dishwasher, because that could pretty much ruin it. You, your mom, your dad, your friends, your partner(s) all need to stop by HardwoodDildos.com and get a hardwood dildo of your own! Thanks so much to Hans for allowing me to review this great toy.

~ by bubbzy on April 16, 2009.