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Mr. Bendy

For those who are interested, curious, turned on, and/or actually partake in genderfuckery, this is the dildo for you. Mr. Bendy is Babeland’s ‘pack and play’ dildo, which can be taken as a literal translation. You can pack with it, and fuck with it. This dildo is made out of elastomer and has a bendable spine in the middle of it, so you can bend the cock to your desired configuration.

Using Mr. Bendy in a harness is extremely easy because it has a large base and won’t slip out of the O-ring (as long as it’s the proper size). Now, that we’ve covered the ‘pack’ part of Mr. Bendy, let’s cover the ‘play’ part. While elastomer is phthlates-free, it is also porous, which isn’t what I like in my dildos, so I would recommend using a condom with the dildo, therefore, it can also be shared between multiple partners.

When curved correctly, Mr. Bendy could hit the G-spot (or prostate) pretty well. It’s a bit more girthy than the average dildo, which also satisfies my girlfriend who is an amateur size-queen. As an added bonus, Mr. Bendy smiles at you (on the frenum).

Thanks so much to Babeland.com for allowing me to review Mr. Bendy (aka “Silky”), a wonderful pack and play dildo that was also featured in ‘Burn After Reading’. Be sure to check out all the dildos that Babeland.com has to offer!

Babeland Body Massage Cube

I’m a fan of massages, most people with back problems are, that should go without saying. Lately, my partners and I have been testing out oodles of different massaging techniques and oils, so of course I jumped at the opportunity to review the Babeland Body Massage Cube. I chose to review the blackberry vanilla musk scent, and squealed with delight once I received it in the mail. The cube smells so incredibly wonderful that I sat smelling it for about 15 minutes before actually putting it to use.

The cube came in a silvery box with a ribbon wrapped around it. Once I opened the box, I saw my cube sitting all nice and wrapped in blue foil, and once I got passed the foil there was my cube, wrapped all nice and pretty in what felt like parchment paper. The cube is made of very simple ingredients: shea butter, cocoa butter and fragrance. After unwrapping the cube, I decided it was time to test it out.

My girlfriend was kind enough to offer her back to me and the cube, for reviewing purposes only of course :P The cube melts pretty easily and leaves a semi-oily trail of wonderful smells. While rubbing the melted parts of the cube onto her back, I noticed that I needed to re-rub more of the cube onto her because it didn’t seem to soak into the skin as much as I would have liked. I also noticed that after the massage, her back had a greasy feeling to it. I was confused because while rubbing her back it seemed to dry out, but it just stayed on top of the skin and greased up.

While I don’t love the cube, I do like it and will continue to use it. Thanks so much to Babeland.com for allowing me to review the Body Massage Cube! Be sure to stop by and check out all the other sex toys that Babeland.com has.

Japanese Drip Candles

I’m not going to beat around the bush and try to wittily tell you that I didn’t like these candles, I’ll just flat out say it. I didn’t like them one bit. Let’s first start with the outside and work our way in. The packaging is nice and semi-informative, and by informative I mean it just says (on the back of course) “Great for ambiance, great for play”. When one hears “play” one can assume that it’s meant for some sort of sexual activity in one way or another. Yeah… not these suckers.

Once you get passed the plastic snap together package and the cellophane wrapping, you have three 7″ tall candles. Keeping in mind that the candles cost between $10-$15, one shouldn’t expect the highest of quality from these candles, but I expected better quality than what I got. Each candle has the same white wax center and looks like it has been dipped in a vat of a single color, and then hung to dry. Most candles that I’ve had have the color incorporated all throughout, not just one layer.

That said, when I lit a candle and waited for the wax to pool before dripping it onto my leg, I could see the color layer pulling back from the wax, and swirling into the melted wax. I didn’t think anything of it at first, and dismissed it. I then began to drip the wax onto my leg. Ouch. And yes, I’m fully aware that it wasn’t supposed to be rainbows and sunshine when hot, melted wax drips onto ones leg, but damn, it’s not supposed to burn and itch the way it did. I called it quits on dripping wax onto my leg for a bit after the first few drops and blew out the candle.

A few days later I decided to play with my girlfriend and the wax at the same time, and needless to say, she was not impressed. She said that she “would prefer an extremely hard smack with no warm-up” than to ever have to ever have to experience these candles again. I can’t say I disagree with her. All in all, I’m sorely disappointed in these candles and will be continuing my search for great dripping candles, as I know there are some out there somewhere. Thanks so much to sextoy.com for allowing me to test out the Japanese Drip Candles. Be sure to check out the oodles of other (better) sex toys and bondage and bdsm products that sextoy.com has to offer.

FYN Adult ToyBox

For Your Nymphomation. ‘Nuff said! But I will gladly elaborate on my wonderful red Adult ToyBox that was given to me courtesy of lovedreamer.com. The ToyBox is 9″ high, 12″ wide, and 2.25″ deep. That means you can store up to eight DVD’s (in their cases) inside, which is nice if you and your SO are having a movie night. I actually used my ToyBox to pack (some) of my sex toys into while I moved across country. I was able to fit about 13 items inside, including dildos, lube, packing cocks, and a packing harness.

The ToyBox was smaller than I had imagined, but it was still a very decent size. Opposite the 2″ deep pocket for your toys is the (obviously) other flap that has three different sized elastic loops sewn in for extra toys/lube/whatever else you want. Like all FYN products, it comes with a silver padlock (with the FYN logo on it), a set of keys and glow-in-the-dark zipper pulls.

What I found to love the most about my ToyBox, is how sturdy it is. I was able to stuff mine full, pack it into a suitcase, have the suitcase packed full, and travel 3000 miles with it. Needless to say, I love my ToyBox. Another thing that I love about it, is that it matches my Big Foot, which lovedreamer.com also sells. Thanks so much to lovedreamer.com for allowing me to review the wonderful Adult ToyBox!

Unintentional Hiatus

So much has gone on since my last real post. I had emergency surgery on my left breast, I moved to Seattle to be with Scarlet and Onyx. While that doesn’t seem like a lot to most people, it’s a lot for me. I moved 3000 miles away from my family, friends, everything I knew. I’m used to seeing my loved ones on a regular basis, so already having gone a couple weeks without seeing them has taken its toll on me. Since I’ve moved out here, there have been a few issues already. Arguing, crying, talk of me going back home.

While we’ve dealt with those issues and handled them justly (read everything is okay now), I’m still dealing with the stress from my surgery (having to change the dressing every eight hours), and being away from my family. My mother is my best friend, so not being able to see her and only talking to her on the phone is extremely difficult. Some days are harder than others, that’s to be expected, but the hard days are made easier knowing that my family supports me in my journey and “following my heart” as my mother put it. It’s also easier knowing that I have two people who are willing to sit with me while I cry my eyes out.

My hiatus from blogging has been entirely unintentional. As Scarlet put it, it’s funny how life gets in the way about blogging about life.

Butch/Femme (HNT)

This week’s HNT was all my idea. It started off with a femme/femme idea, and evolved into butch/femme. Scarlet was wearing a cute polka dotted dress the other day, and had just gotten her hair cut when a light bulb went off in my head. Below are a few (of the (over) hundred) we took. The setting is a local park that has a (semi) large waterfall, and Scarlet expressed her love for waterfalls so it only seemed right that we take the pictures in front of it.

Just a little test shot.

We got a little naughty on this bench. Scarlet took full advantage of the fact that I wasn’t wearing any underwear.

This is one of my favorite shots of her. She’s an amazing boifriend and seeing her all butched out and packing at the same time, I couldn’t help but play with myself while she stood behind the camera for a few shots.

Could she get any hotter?!

Yes, her hand *is* up my dress!

I love her so much, and I love that we are able to explore so many different gender roles together. To my punk-queer-rockabilly-boifriend, I love you.

Check out Scarlet’s HNT for some of the same and some different photos!

Afterglow Toy Cleaning Wipes

We’ve all had it happen, your toy gets dirty in some way or another. Covered in bodily fluids, cat hair, dust, lint, et cetera et cetera. I have found my favorite, nay, the best toy cleaner out there. The Afterglow Wipes are perfect for when you just need a quick wipe-down of your toy to get it ready for your next solo, or partnered session. I’m really iffy about items with parabens, as they aren’t that great for vaginal tissue. So, it’s no surprise that I was elated when I read the ingredients and my beloved Afterglow Wipes had none!

Unfortunately, I ripped my package and all of the wipes dried out. My girlfriend suggested getting them damp, since all the chemicals were still in the wipes, just no moisture. I was a bit hesitant, but they were a complete success! Needless to say, I’m a fan of the Afterglow Toy Cleaning Wipes. They’re fragrance-free, so there’s no harsh chemical smell to them. You can get them either in a pack of 20 or in a single pack from lovedreamer.com. I really think these wipes should be in every bedside drawer, suitcase, toy box, you name it! Thanks so much to lovedreamer.com for allowing me to review my (now) favorite toy cleaner!

Balcony (HNT)

This is my first set of HNT’s since being in Seattle with my loves. Some packing cocks, voyeurism, and girl-on-girl action.

I love packing, it really brings out the boy in me. I especially love packing when Scarlet packs also, and we take pictures outside.

The above picture is my favorite out of all the pictures taken. We were on our balcony during rush hour, I was obviously naked save for a pair of underwear and my packing harness and cock. Scarlet was wearing a summer dress with black ruffle panties while packing. I could barely keep my hands off of her long enough for her to set up the tripod. She is so fucking sexy and I can’t get enough of her.

The tape on my left breast is from a recent surgery, and my amazingly sexy, wonderful and smart girlfriend has been kind enough to help me with the dressing changes. We ran a little late on the dressing change because we were too busy making out on the balcony and stroking each others’ cocks while all of Seattle watched from below.

Moving On

I can remember the first time her and I spoke on the phone.  I was so nervous, I stumbled over my words and wanted to impress her so much.  I remember the first time the three of us spoke on the phone.  I didn’t know what to say to him, and I let my words fall into the background.  I remember when the relationship was established.  I was ecstatic.  I remember when it went from the two of them, to her and I and her with him to the three of us.  I couldn’t fathom it.  I remember having to find words to substitute for “love” because we weren’t saying it yet.  I remember the first time we said those words.  My heart stopped, the world stopped, time stood still.  I remember the first time her and I met.  It was the best weekend in my entire life.  I remember my trip up to Seattle.  *That* was the best weekend of my life.  Now, I’m moving up to Seattle to be with them, on July 4th.

The love that I share with these two hasn’t always been sunshine and cupcakes.  To be completely cliche, we have had more than our share of ups and downs, peaks and valleys.  But, I’m so fully committed to the trilationship, that I’m willing to move 3000 miles away to be with them.  I’m leaving behind my family, friends, my entire life to pursue this love.  To say that I’m scared is an understatement.  I’m scared, apprehensive, worried, happy, excited, depressed, overwhelmed, underwhelmed, etc etc etc.  To date, this is the biggest decision I’ve ever had to make.  I’m young and I’ve still got so much ahead of me.  Why not spend that time with the ones I love most (aside from family, of course)? I’m finally getting out of this rinky-dink town and moving to a city where I feel that I really belong in. Is Seattle ready for me? I sure as hell hope so.